Showing posts with label Fruits 水果. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fruits 水果. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2025

貓山王 "Cat Mountain King" ...


3 friends (Ali, Muthu and Ah Beng) 
are all on a plane getting back from an overseas trip.
Flying over Borneo, the plane suddenly malfunction 
and crashed onto an island near Borneo, 
miraculously, only the 3 of them survived while the whole crew died.
The 3 of them were caught by the island's head hunter tribes, 
where they were sent to meet the king.
The king said "I'm in a good mood today, I will let you all live 
if you all were to find 10 of the same fruits and bring it back here."
Ali, Muthu, and Ah Beng went to search for the 10 fruits, 

First to return from the jungle is Ali, with 10 bananas and he presented it to the king.
The king then replied "Now, we will stuff these 10 bananas up your butt, 
if you were to make the slightest sound, we will chop off your head."
So the tribe people proceed to stuff the banana one by one up Ali's butt, 
the first banana, no sound, second banana, Ali clenched his fist, 
third banana and he gave out a small "ouch", and his head were chopped.

Muthu was watching the whole ordeal while hiding in a bush, 
and he saw the whole idea of what the king wanted as entertainment, 
so he went to search for 10 small duku langsat.
The king told him the same thing, and he was also prepared for it, 
so the tribe people started stuffing the duku langsat up his butt, 
and yet he made no sound up until the 9th duku langsat, he burst into laughter.

Confused, the king asked him before chopping his head off 
"Why won't you wait until we're done with the 10th duku langsat?"

In which he replied, "I saw Ah Beng coming back with 10 durians!"
...

Singapore at Night
 

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

昂贵的"臭"榴莲 Expensive "Stinky" Fruit ...


The Durian season
To some, it is "Stinky"
yet
To others, it is "Exotic"
...

Smiling Durian 微笑的榴莲 ...
..

Chow Kit,
Kuala Lumpur

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The spice of life 生活的情趣 ...


酸甜苦
 suān tián kǔ là
Sour Sweet Bitter Spicy
...
If I were to describe my feelings 
for the beginning of this year,
it would be a little sweet and sour
just like this mangosteen
...
Then again, the spice of life
would not be complete without 
a little bit of of each of the taste of life
...

Mangosteen 山竹 ...

Mangosteen 山竹 ...

Mangosteen 山竹 ...