Showing posts with label Singapore Streets 新加坡街道. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Singapore Streets 新加坡街道. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2025

貓山王 "Cat Mountain King" ...


3 friends (Ali, Muthu and Ah Beng) 
are all on a plane getting back from an overseas trip.
Flying over Borneo, the plane suddenly malfunction 
and crashed onto an island near Borneo, 
miraculously, only the 3 of them survived while the whole crew died.
The 3 of them were caught by the island's head hunter tribes, 
where they were sent to meet the king.
The king said "I'm in a good mood today, I will let you all live 
if you all were to find 10 of the same fruits and bring it back here."
Ali, Muthu, and Ah Beng went to search for the 10 fruits, 

First to return from the jungle is Ali, with 10 bananas and he presented it to the king.
The king then replied "Now, we will stuff these 10 bananas up your butt, 
if you were to make the slightest sound, we will chop off your head."
So the tribe people proceed to stuff the banana one by one up Ali's butt, 
the first banana, no sound, second banana, Ali clenched his fist, 
third banana and he gave out a small "ouch", and his head were chopped.

Muthu was watching the whole ordeal while hiding in a bush, 
and he saw the whole idea of what the king wanted as entertainment, 
so he went to search for 10 small duku langsat.
The king told him the same thing, and he was also prepared for it, 
so the tribe people started stuffing the duku langsat up his butt, 
and yet he made no sound up until the 9th duku langsat, he burst into laughter.

Confused, the king asked him before chopping his head off 
"Why won't you wait until we're done with the 10th duku langsat?"

In which he replied, "I saw Ah Beng coming back with 10 durians!"
...

Singapore at Night
 

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

華僑 Overseas Chinese ...


The Discriminated Silent Minorities, Marginalized 
and Lost Souls in the Foreign Lands
...

Evening at Boat Quay 黄昏在驳船码头 ...
 

Sunday, June 8, 2025

偷得浮生半日閑 Steal half a day's leisure ...


Take that moment of peace 
from the everyday Chaos
...

Little India 小印度 Singapore 新加坡
 

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

看透紅塵 See through the World of Mortals ...


To know your days are numbered 
 is what gives Life meaning 
...

Foto Walk from 新加坡富麗華城市中心酒店 Furama City Centre Hotel to 唐人街 Chinatown @ 新加坡 Singapore
 

Thursday, April 25, 2024

男人過了六十歲 Men over the age of 60 years ...


for many of us, it is the Beginning of
the Journey of Loneliness
in Silence, Secrecy
and Constant self Judgement
...

Foto Walk from 新加坡富麗華城市中心酒店 Furama City Centre Hotel to 唐人街 Chinatown @ 新加坡 Singapore

Monday, April 22, 2024

只是說來好聽的陳腔濫調 The saying that "Old is Gold" is for self-righteous people ...


when you are at his age or my age, 
you will realize that proverb
is often said because 
it only sounds righteous and not the truth
in the minds of most if not all people
including him and me
...

Foto Walk from 新加坡富麗華城市中心酒店 Furama City Centre Hotel to 唐人街 Chinatown @ 新加坡 Singapore
 

Sunday, October 1, 2023

Wednesday, August 30, 2023

上帝有一個計劃 GOD has a plan ...


GOD had a plan for you, 
that is Why, 
you are What you are Today
...
 
China Town at ngiht in Singapore 新加坡晚上的唐人街
 

Thursday, July 20, 2023

我的世界 my World ...


I realized most of the time
I don't make sense
...

China Town 唐人街
 

Saturday, July 8, 2023

還沒輪到你 It's Not Your Turn ...


In life, not everyone 
will have their time and their turn 
to better things in life
...

Foto Walk around Tanjong Pagar area to Maxwell Road @ AMARA Singapore
 

Thursday, January 12, 2023

啤酒或健身房 Beer or Workout after a Hard day in the Office ...


Even if A beer or two after a workout 
isn't a good thing according to many, 
But then again, 
So What, Who Cares
...

Night time along Boat Quay ...
 

Friday, February 18, 2022

天理 Natural Laws ...


What you have, you will have,
What you aren't supposed to have, you can't have 
...

Streets of Singapore Bugis
 

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

樓奴 Brick Slaves ...


Behind every Brick Wall and Window
is a struggling Human Being
...

Singapore China Town
 

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Thursday, August 26, 2021

我的世界 my World ...


I realized most of the time
I have always been 
more than a little bit crazy
...

头晕眼花 Dizziness