Showing posts with label Singapore 新加坡. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Singapore 新加坡. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2025

貓山王 "Cat Mountain King" ...


3 friends (Ali, Muthu and Ah Beng) 
are all on a plane getting back from an overseas trip.
Flying over Borneo, the plane suddenly malfunction 
and crashed onto an island near Borneo, 
miraculously, only the 3 of them survived while the whole crew died.
The 3 of them were caught by the island's head hunter tribes, 
where they were sent to meet the king.
The king said "I'm in a good mood today, I will let you all live 
if you all were to find 10 of the same fruits and bring it back here."
Ali, Muthu, and Ah Beng went to search for the 10 fruits, 

First to return from the jungle is Ali, with 10 bananas and he presented it to the king.
The king then replied "Now, we will stuff these 10 bananas up your butt, 
if you were to make the slightest sound, we will chop off your head."
So the tribe people proceed to stuff the banana one by one up Ali's butt, 
the first banana, no sound, second banana, Ali clenched his fist, 
third banana and he gave out a small "ouch", and his head were chopped.

Muthu was watching the whole ordeal while hiding in a bush, 
and he saw the whole idea of what the king wanted as entertainment, 
so he went to search for 10 small duku langsat.
The king told him the same thing, and he was also prepared for it, 
so the tribe people started stuffing the duku langsat up his butt, 
and yet he made no sound up until the 9th duku langsat, he burst into laughter.

Confused, the king asked him before chopping his head off 
"Why won't you wait until we're done with the 10th duku langsat?"

In which he replied, "I saw Ah Beng coming back with 10 durians!"
...

Singapore at Night
 

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

華僑 Overseas Chinese ...


The Discriminated Silent Minorities, Marginalized 
and Lost Souls in the Foreign Lands
...

Evening at Boat Quay 黄昏在驳船码头 ...
 

Thursday, January 30, 2025

點亮你的生活 Light up your life ...


May your heart be filled with warmth, kindness, and love, 
and blessed with the strength and courage 
to navigate through a new chapter in life in the New Year
...

滨海湾花园 Gardens by the Bay Marina Bay, Singapore using Olympus OMD EM5 with m.zuiko 12-50mm
 

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Friday, November 15, 2024

濱海金沙灣 Marina Sands Bay ...



The Most Instagrammed "Gambling Den"
in the World
..

Marina Sands in Marina Bay, Singapore

Sunday, October 6, 2024

尋找時機 In search of the moments ...


There is always the next shot, 
that is why they keep doing it 
...

Photography using EM1 75-300mm @ 新加坡飛禽公園 Birds Paradise, 新加坡 Singapore
 

Monday, April 22, 2024

只是說來好聽的陳腔濫調 The saying that "Old is Gold" is for self-righteous people ...


when you are at his age or my age, 
you will realize that proverb
is often said because 
it only sounds righteous and not the truth
in the minds of most if not all people
including him and me
...

Foto Walk from 新加坡富麗華城市中心酒店 Furama City Centre Hotel to 唐人街 Chinatown @ 新加坡 Singapore
 

Sunday, April 21, 2024

我出生成長的地方是對岸 Tanah Tumpah Darahku ...


BUT unfortunately so sad to say that 
with so many Natural Resources, 
We can't even compete 
with our tiny next door neighbor
...

從十八樓俯瞰濱海灣 View from 18 floor to Marina Bay @ 新加坡城市中心富麗華大酒店 Furama City Centre,  Eu Tong Sen St, Sing
 

Sunday, March 17, 2024

我羨慕我們的鄰居 I envy our neighbor ...


Singapore has consistently ranked 
as the happiest country in Asia, 
So they must be really Happy People
...

滨海湾 Marina Bay
 

Saturday, March 9, 2024

信仰永遠是一種神秘的東西 Faith will always be a mysterious thing ...


In the minds of every Religious person is 
"You don't understand my Religion"
...

Sultan Mosque
 

Wednesday, August 30, 2023

上帝有一個計劃 GOD has a plan ...


GOD had a plan for you, 
that is Why, 
you are What you are Today
...
 
China Town at ngiht in Singapore 新加坡晚上的唐人街
 

Sunday, July 16, 2023

任意的記憶 Arbitrary memories ...


Memory helps 
make us who we are
...

Flower Dome 花穹
 

Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Thursday, January 12, 2023

啤酒或健身房 Beer or Workout after a Hard day in the Office ...


Even if A beer or two after a workout 
isn't a good thing according to many, 
But then again, 
So What, Who Cares
...

Night time along Boat Quay ...
 

Friday, December 2, 2022

捷徑 The Short Cuts ...


Don't take short cuts in life,
cause it will always end up
back to square one
...

Garden by the Bay, Singapore 新加坡滨海湾花园
 

Monday, October 24, 2022

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

也許是每一個新加坡人的驕傲 Perhaps the pride of every Singaporean ...


It is a good thing
that others think that
your country is successful
...

Marina Bay


Singapore at Night